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Rockhard
Crow's Bitch
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 197
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 Cheerful Mood Guys SING WITH ME!!
"Over the Rainbow....."
Somewhere Over The Rainbow...Way Up High
There's A Land That I Heard Of Once In A Lullaby.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow...Skies Are Blue
And The Dreams That You Dare To Dream Really Do Come True.
Someday I'll Wish Upon A Star And Wake Up Where The Clouds Are Far Behind Me.
Where Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops Away Above The Chimney Tops...
That's Where You'll Find Me.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow... Blue Birds Fly
Birds Fly Over The Rainbow--Why Then Oh Why Can't I?
If Happy Little Blue Birds Fly Beyond The Rainbow...
Why Oh Why Can't I?
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"Merry Ole Land of Oz......"
Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
Bzz Bzz Bzz, Chirp Chirp Chirp and a couple of la di da's.
That's how the crickets crick all day in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
We get up at twelve and start to work at one,
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done!
Jolly good fun!
Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Aha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
That's how we laugh the day away with a Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha
In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!
Pat Pat here, Pat Pat there, And a couple of brand new straws,
That's how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
Rub Rub here, Rub Rub there, Whether you're tin or bronze,
That's how we keep you in repair In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown!
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-Huh!
Jolly Ole Town!
Clip Clip here, Clip Clip there, We give the roughest claws.
That certain air of savoir faire In the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha,
that's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
That's how we laugh the day away with a Ha Ha Ha, Aha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, (hee hee) Ha Ha Ha,
In the Merry Ole Land Of Oz!
Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho (interrupted with gasps from the sight of the witch!)
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Munchkin Land....
Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady,
who fell from a star.
She fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas, she says,
is the name of the star.
Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
She brings you good news. Or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Kansas...
a miracle occurred!
It really was no miracle. What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch - the house to pitch
and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying
on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
And oh, what happened then was rich.
The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch,
which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch...
who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch
of what was once the Wicked Witch.
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"Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead!"
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead! Which old Witch?
The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
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"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" Part II
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, in the County of the Land
of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
But we've got to verify it legally, to see;
To see?
If she,
If she?
Is morally, ethic'lly,
Spiritually, physically, Positively, absolutely,
Undeniably and reliably Dead!!
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And
she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Then this is a day of Independence for all the Munchkins
and their descendants!
If any!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread the Wicked Old Witch at last IS dead!!!!
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"If I only had a brain..."
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk [sic] before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
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"If I only had a heart..."
When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ... and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat...how sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.
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"If I only had the nerve..."
Yeah, it's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a DandyLion,
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard....
I'd be gentle as a lizard....
I'd be clever as a gizzard....
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
Then I'm sure to get a brain,
...a heart
...a home
...THE NERVE!
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"KING of the forest...."
If I were King of the Forest--not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would show respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Just King!
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Optimistic Voices.....
You're out of the woods,
You're out of the dark,
You're out of the night.
Step into the sun, Step into the light.
Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place
On the Face of the Earth or the sky.
Hold onto your breath, Hold onto your heart, Hold onto your hope.
March up to the gate and bid it open.
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"The Jitterbug....."
Who's that hiding in the tree top?
It's that rascal, The Jitterbug!
Should you catch him buzzing 'round you,
Keep away from, The Jitterbug!
Oh! the bats and the bees and the breeze in the trees have a terrible,
horrible buzz!,
But the bats and the bees and the breeze in the trees couldn't do what The Jitterbug does!
So be careful of that rascal, Keep away from The Jitterbug!
The Jitterbug!
Oh! The Jitter! Oh The Bug!
Oh! The Jitterbug, Bug-a-bug, bug-a-bug, bug-a-boo.
In a twitter, in the throes, Oh the critter's
Got me dancing on a thousand toes, Thar' she blows!
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